fartgallery:

moody-hermitcrab:

fartgallery:

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

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knowwhatimeme:

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automatically:

after your first time having sex

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mjalti:

thatbluemerm:

mjalti:

me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about

that’s literally the Obama perish face

i dont think that’s what obama looks like but to be fair i’ve also never seen him in real life

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carkus8:

condensationisamyth:

carkus8:

bear-the-third-wheel:

carkus8:

Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”

Because I sound like a baby saying the latter

I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

Carlos, how does it feel to have committed such a public homicide?

I thrive knowing someone will return the favor someday

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croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

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sinistropteryx:

sinistropteryx:

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

One fear

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